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- There are few things that give me joy like shopping. And one of my very favorite things to shop for is pretty lingerie. I’m sure many of you can relate;). It’s also one of the few occassions that you can get even the most masculine men to go shopping with you. Normally, I prefer being left to my own devices when I shop, but the exhibitionist in me likes to bring a man along to watch me try on my pretty panties. On top of the joy of watching them squirm in frustration (which you KNOW I enjoy), it’s also good to know what my target audience thinks of my lingerie.My newest fave is the Dita Von Teese collection. That’s a woman who understands what sexy is. And when I try on those stockings, garter belts, and bras that fit so snugly around my breasts, making them pop in all kinds of ways, I know I have to buy them. Not just because they are so gorgeous, but because the store managers get pretty angry when you cream yourself in the merchandise without taking it with you;).I prefer old fashioned stockings. They make my legs look and feel fantastic, and when I wear them, I can’t help but strut around. I know that the sexier I feel, the sexier I look, and the sexier I look, the more the men squirm, and the more the men squirm, the more delight I get. See how that works?***giggle***And the other joy of going to lingerie shops? Making the sales team hot and bothered. I derive joy from knowing that when I step out of the dressing room in that corset and panties, the men and women alike start to feel a little warm at the sight of me. My favorite thing to do is to ask them to bring me a corset in another color, ask them to unlace me, give them and eyeful, then have them lace me up in the new corset, knowing that their jobs depend on them acting professionally and not touching me where they would like to. I know I’m a tease, but I just can’t help myself. If you were me, you wouldn’t behave any differently, and you know it:)
- Cruel to be kind,
Empress Whitney
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Yay I love panty shopping! By myself, with my friends and with the sissies lol.
I’ve read some of your blog and it’s great! Welcome!