The Mother of All Kink

Yesterday I had my first Cock Mockery chat with the hilarious and intelligent Empress Lauren. We had a blast!  I got to hear all kinds of painfully humiliating small penis stories that made me laugh my proverbial ass off.  Even if you can’t make a woman scream in ecstasy with your dick, at the very least, [...]

My Cock Mockery Debut!

No, I’m no stranger to penis humiliation–whether it’s too small, too flacid, too wimpy, too dribbly, too ugly–those of you who’ve had phone sessions with me are MORE than aware of the fact that I love a good laugh at your expense.  And nothing gives me the giggles more than a teeny-tiny-peney.  But you know me–I [...]

Cocksucking House Guest

Some of you I’ve had phone sessions with know that my current boyfriend and I have a really fun hobby that we engage in from time to time:  bringing home weak men we think we can turn into cocksucking sissy fags.

Challenge is key.  It has to be somebody who doesn’t think they could be made to [...]

Cocktease Beach Party!

I’ve had quite a wonderful day today, my strokers!  It’s been beautiful here in the midwest, so I went to Lake Michigan in my itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny yellow polkadot bikini (okay, so it’s actually solid pink!) and lay on the sand, taking in some rays.  The beach was pretty desolate, since summer has not quite set in [...]

Kinky Partner Swap

Yesterday I went on a double date with my very favorite couple, Karen and Steve.  It’s fair to say that the entire basis of our relationship is sexual innuendos and flirtation.  Steve, for instance, has been “joking” for as long as I’ve known him that we’re all so close it would make no difference if [...]

Instant Sexual Gratification

We live in an age of instant gratification.  It’s been said time and time again.  The advances in technology are miraculous–but it also makes us insatiable.  We want everything and we want it right now.  But too often we miss a lot in the process of gettting everything  right now.

That’s why yesterday, after accepting an [...]

The Joys of a Small Penis

I just had a SUPREMELY entertaining phone session.  My cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard.  Let’s just call this man Toe Twerp.

Toe Twerp?  That’s right.  Toe Twerp.  A nerdy little man with a nerdy little dick  that gets all hot and bothered looking at feet.  You couldn’t ask for a more pathetic specimen.  But he’s done [...]

The Keeper of Your Orgasm

There are few things in this world better than a truly earth-shattering, long awaited orgasm. For that reason, I view them as precious. For that reason, I like to make sure they are given the respect they deserve. For that reason, I don’t hand them out to just anybody. You can think of me as the [...]

Reducing men to cocksucking whores.

Oh, my pets.  I am worn out!  Ever since myboyfriend got home, it’s been a nonstop fuck fest.  He’s one man it’s hard to deny orgasms to!  But then, I don’t have to–he has amazing self control.  For as dominant and powerful as he is, he understands that a woman’s pleasure comes first.  He recogizes the power [...]

Cock Tease/Cock Needs

When you have a phone session with me, I like to start with the question, “What’s on your mind today?”  Afterall, you called me because you’re plagued by something, aren’t you?  Perhaps you’re haunted by my voice.  Perhaps you’re in desperate need of a dominant woman like me to control your cock.  Perhaps my erotic [...]