I just had a SUPREMELY entertaining phone session. My cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard. Let’s just call this man Toe Twerp.
Toe Twerp? That’s right. Toe Twerp. A nerdy little man with a nerdy little dick that gets all hot and bothered looking at feet. You couldn’t ask for a more pathetic specimen. But he’s done the right thing and learned to use his puny little nub for good instead of evil. Sometimes when you encounter a man with such a tiny little gherkin like that, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Well, he made sure to make me laugh and laugh, and then laugh some more. So much more that I also cried. With laughter.
While I take eroticism seriously, it’s also important to see the flip side–the comedy of it all. And that’s just what Toe Twerp does. That silly little nerd could be crying himself to sleep over the harsh fate he’s been handed between his scrawny legs. But instead he’s accepted who he is, and has embraced the hilarity of his own nerdiness. Of his own ridiculousness. Of his itsy, bitsy, teeny, tiny weeny.
He’s a good reminder that above all else, sex and sexuality should be fun! Even when you’re being erotically dominated, there’s no reason to let all of the fun go out the window just because you’re held down by restraints. Toe Twerp can have fun with it all because he’s accepted who he is. And as I’ve said time and time again, so much of what I do is about making people recognize who they really are. Whether you’re a natural born cuckold, cocksucker, or, like Toe Twerp, a tiny-peckered dork, you get more our of your erotic experience–not to mention life in general, when you come to terms with it. Toe Twerp hasn’t just come to terms with it–he loves it. And it made him an absolute joy to talk to.
So, who are you really? I’ll find out sooner or later. But we’ll have oh so much more fun if you own it–the good, the bad, and the hilarious.
Cruel to be kind,
Empress Whitney
IF YOU’RE WILLING TO SHOW ME WHO YOU REALLY ARE CALL 800.356.6169
