Yesterday I went on a double date with my very favorite couple, Karen and Steve. It’s fair to say that the entire basis of our relationship is sexual innuendos and flirtation. Steve, for instance, has been “joking” for as long as I’ve known him that we’re all so close it would make no difference if we exchanged partners. He’s a sweet guy, always a joy to hang out with, but poor thing! He has no idea that should we get into the bedroom, I would dominate and crush him. He’s not exactly the tall dark and handsome man of my dreams. Rather he’s slight, short, and just starting to bald. He’s also completely oblivious to the fact that girls talk. Karen, on many occassions, has laughed to me about a little condition Steve suffers from: TPS (Tiny Penis Syndrome). But she’s got just a touch more self control than I do. She brings a vibrator to the bedroom when they have sex and she calls it a night. I, on the other hand would have to play with this. In fact, I have to admit, I already have to a certain degree.:)
No, nothing too unseemly. But when my boyfriend and I come around, and I catch him looking me over behind Karen’s back, I just can’t help myself. I look Steve in the eye while I neck with my bf. I like to watch his little eyes widen while I get another man hot and bothered. That silly little fool! He thinks I can’t see how jealous he is! Or that tiny little bulge forming in his pants when he sees me touching my bf in slightly inappropriate ways. I’ve got to say, I get almost as excited watching Steve’s reaction as I do touching my own tall, dark and handsome man.
On second thought…it might not be such a bad idea to arrange a little switch one of these days. I could have my fun making Steve do my bidding–getting dressed in lingerie for me, making him crawl around on his hands and knees, command him to worship my feet, and then tease him to the brink, and leave him unsatisfied. Karen, on the other hand, will finally get a taste of what she’s been missing. She’ll know that a man with TPS combined with a vibrator is no match for the real deal. Especially when the real deal is long, thick and powerful.
Cruel to be kind,
Empress Whitney
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