Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story!

Hello, pets!  I’m starting a new project, and today is the launch.  Saturdays on my blog will now be devoted to “Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story!”

So, how does it work?  Well, you know that an intelligent phone mistress like me can create some exciting and titillating tales right off the top of my head.  [...]

Love me–love my strap-on!

Pets, I was on the train the other day, and overheard the strangest interaction between a man and a woman I’ve heard in a long time. 

The two of them stepped on the train, the man with a newspaper in his hand and the girl with her arms around his waist.  As he was reading the [...]

Turning up the heat!

Well, pets, we all know how much I love fall.  But it seems this year, my autumnal bliss is being cut short.  Already it’s feeling more and more like winter outside, and we aren’t even half-way through october.

But no matter!  All this means is that I’ll be pulling out the winter pick me ups a [...]

Celebrity Dominatrix

Can we just take a moment and talk about Beyonce?

Quick poll: 

 True or False–Beyonce is secretly a dominatrix?

True or False–If she’s not, she most certainly should be?

Ever since the Kanye West debacle, I’ve been listening to Beyonce to see what all of the hullaballoo was about.  What it was about was the fact that clearly Kanye had [...]