Erotic Adventures of Pearl: Part Two

And now, the continuation of Pearl’s erotic adventures, as voted on by you!  As the story continues, please leave comments indicating which kinky twists and turns you want the story to take!

Pearl looked Bo Peep up and down, but she couldn’t be bothered with feminizing her neighbor right now.  His girlfriend would just have to [...]

Whack-Off Land!

“We hide all of our lives in the shadows of Whack-Off Land…”

That’s just one of many ridiculous and hilarious quotes from one of my favorite wankers to have erotic phone sessions with:  Toe Twerp.  Why do we call him Toe Twerp?  Well, because he’s a twerpy little white guy with a twerpy little penis who whacks [...]

Infinite Pleasure of Sensuality

Hello my pets!  Hope you had a wonderful monday.  I know I did.  I just finished up my weekly COCK MOCKERY chat with the delightful Ms. Lauren at the chatroom at www.communitykink.com.  

While penis humiliation is the name of the game during these chats, the topics often vary wildly–so amid the hilarity of humiliating our small, weak, [...]

My Fantasy Cuckold-Slave

Stolen Heart by Arthur Rimbaud

My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw:/A target for bowls of soup,/My heart drools on deck:/Soldiers jeer and guffaw./My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw!

Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers have soiled me!/Painted on the tiller/Ithyphallic and soldierly./Abracadabric seas,/Cleanse my heart of this disease./Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers [...]

RETURN TO COCK MOCKERY!

Hello my lovelies!  After my month long hiatus from Cock Mockery, last night, I returned.  It was sheer bliss:)

For those of you who don’t know, Cock Mockery is the weekly chat I host with Ms. Lauren in the special events room of www.communitykink.com.  It’s a blast, a hoot and a laugh riot, if I do [...]

Erotic Role Play

Hello my pets!  My, what a busy girl I’ve been!  But you know me–always on the go.  Afterall, there are always frustrated cocks to tease, orgasms to deny, and of course, tiny cocks to taunt, which I will be doing tonight in the special events room of www.communitykink.com at 9pm EST with Empress Lauren.  We [...]

The Mother of All Kink

Yesterday I had my first Cock Mockery chat with the hilarious and intelligent Empress Lauren. We had a blast!  I got to hear all kinds of painfully humiliating small penis stories that made me laugh my proverbial ass off.  Even if you can’t make a woman scream in ecstasy with your dick, at the very least, [...]

My Cock Mockery Debut!

No, I’m no stranger to penis humiliation–whether it’s too small, too flacid, too wimpy, too dribbly, too ugly–those of you who’ve had phone sessions with me are MORE than aware of the fact that I love a good laugh at your expense.  And nothing gives me the giggles more than a teeny-tiny-peney.  But you know me–I [...]

The Joys of a Small Penis

I just had a SUPREMELY entertaining phone session.  My cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard.  Let’s just call this man Toe Twerp.

Toe Twerp?  That’s right.  Toe Twerp.  A nerdy little man with a nerdy little dick  that gets all hot and bothered looking at feet.  You couldn’t ask for a more pathetic specimen.  But he’s done [...]