Pearl looked Bo Peep up and down, but she couldn’t be bothered with feminizing her neighbor right now.  His girlfriend would just have to [...]]]> And now, the continuation of Pearl’s erotic adventures, as voted on by you!  As the story continues, please leave comments indicating which kinky twists and turns you want the story to take!

Pearl looked Bo Peep up and down, but she couldn’t be bothered with feminizing her neighbor right now.  His girlfriend would just have to deal with it herself.

“Not now, Thom!  I’ve got a big time politico waiting for me!”  And with that she left Thom, blushing and erotically humiliated in her doorstep.

Pearl stepped out of her cab outside of Mistress Celeste’s door.  She lived in a beautiful mansion, and she could hear the music and carrying on from outside.  Through the windows, she could see the lights were glowing red.

She knocked on the door and was greeted by a bald man in a leather diaper, a studded collar around his neck.  He immediately fell to his knees in Pearl’s presence and said, “Evening Miss.  Please come in.  I’ll be taking care of your every need this evening.”  Behind him Mistress Celeste appeared.

“This is my new pet.  I just got him.”  Celeste said with a smile, like she was bragging about some rare breed of dog.  Pearl patted him on the head and and sent him on his way, saying with a wink, “I’ll want to see any tricks your mistress has taught you later, pet!”

Pearl looked around the big spacious mansion.  This was clearly a woman’s dream–everywhere she looked there were men on leashes, scantilly clad, some sissified, some in painful looking chastity belts.  Some men, though, were clearly studs, there to torment the poor humiliated slaves.  Among them, she saw her politico.

“You’ll have to excuse me, Ms. Celeste.  I see a man I simply have to conquer!”  And with that she left Ms. Celeste’s side and strode towards her prey.  So, you think you’re a stud?  I’ll make you my bitch in no time! Pearl thought.

She made her way towards the politician, but as she got closer, she saw another woman come up to him, and gently stroke his arm.  It seemed another woman had the same idea she’d had:  To tease and deny this poltician until he became her devoted slave!  If she wanted the politician, she’d have both him and the lady on his arm through domination hell.

Just then, Celeste came up behind Pearl and whispered, “I have something you might be interested in.  I’ve sent my biggest and best black stud into one of the upstairs bedrooms to wait for you.  You’ve just GOT to see his cock–I’ve never seen one so thick in my life!  And it’s all yours if you want it.  A little thank you for your friendship over the years.”

Immediately Pearl had a thought:  This big black stud could prove helpful in dominating the politician!  He’d grow jealous of the stud, and do ANYTHING to win my affection!  He’d become my cuckold for sure! But Pearl could see that the blonde goddess on the politician’s arm was working her magic.  If Pearl didn’t step in and intervene immediately, it would be too late–he’d belong to another woman…

Does Pearl go upstairs to her stud, or does she forgo it and use her cock-teasing skills to steal the politician away from his date? YOU DECIDE!

Cruel to be kind,

Empress Whitney

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That’s just one of many ridiculous and hilarious quotes from one of my favorite wankers to have erotic phone sessions with:  Toe Twerp.  Why do we call him Toe Twerp?  Well, because he’s a twerpy little white guy with a twerpy little penis who whacks [...]]]> “We hide all of our lives in the shadows of Whack-Off Land…”

That’s just one of many ridiculous and hilarious quotes from one of my favorite wankers to have erotic phone sessions with:  Toe Twerp.  Why do we call him Toe Twerp?  Well, because he’s a twerpy little white guy with a twerpy little penis who whacks it nonstop to pretty white girl toes.  In a nutshell.

Yeah.  He’s that kind of ridiculous.  He’s a pervy nerd with nothing to offer a lady in the penis department except a good laugh–but don’t underestimate that laugh!  Every time he calls I wind up with tears streaming down my face and sore cheeks from laughing so hard–not so unlike my cuckold victims with tears running down their faces as they’re forced to fluff my sexual conquests, and sore (ass) cheeks from taking my riding crop!

Yes, Toe Twerp is a joy to talk to, and he makes me eager to dole out  more and more penis humiliation!  Laughing at you is just as addictive to me as whacking off is to the residents of Whack-Off Land! 

But for those of you who would rather not be laughed at, but are still chronic masturbators, don’t worry.  I can help you.  I’ll train your cock and keep you from touching it any way I can.  It won’t always be pretty–I know you’ll want to touch yourself all day long thinking about me, but we can work on it together.  Just be prepared to hear my cruel laugh if and when you fail, you silly little wanker!

So don’t hide in the shadows, my pets.  I know every knook and cranny of Whack-Off Land.  And I’ll find you!

Cruel to be kind,

Empress Whitney

FOR PHONE HUMILIATION CALL 800.356.6169 

While penis humiliation is the name of the game during these chats, the topics often vary wildly–so amid the hilarity of humiliating our small, weak, [...]]]> Hello my pets!  Hope you had a wonderful monday.  I know I did.  I just finished up my weekly COCK MOCKERY chat with the delightful Ms. Lauren at the chatroom at www.communitykink.com.  

While penis humiliation is the name of the game during these chats, the topics often vary wildly–so amid the hilarity of humiliating our small, weak, flacid, dribbling cocks, there’s also very interesting and intelligent conversation.  Picking the perfect man-panties to hide an oversized clitty is interrupted with thoughts on Shakespeare, which then turns into a challenge to come up with cock insults in iambic pentameter (which you know an intelligent phone mistress like myself can pull out with ease!), and on and on and on.  It’s always a great time, and the crowd is always a delight.  Make sure you join us on Mondays at 9pm EST, whether you’re a glutton for punishment, enjoy a good laugh, or just love an intelligent conversation! (And I’ve promised to compile a list of faux-shakespearean cock insults–so be on the lookout in an upcoming blog!).

Once you’ve spent an evening ripping cocks to shreds in Shakespearean verse, you are really made aware of just how infinite the possibilities are when it comes to ALL things sexual, sensual, fetish and kink!  There are always new lubes to try when getting pegged by a femdomme with a strapon, new rhythms to explore when you stroke for me, new ways to lower yourself into the depths to prove your devotion to me, new ways to worship my body.  The possibilities truly are infinite!  And I look forward to exploring these infinite possibilites with you.:)

Cruel to be kind,

Empress Whitney

TO EXPLORE YOUR KINKS IN DEPTH CALL 800.356.6169

My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw:/A target for bowls of soup,/My heart drools on deck:/Soldiers jeer and guffaw./My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw!

Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers have soiled me!/Painted on the tiller/Ithyphallic and soldierly./Abracadabric seas,/Cleanse my heart of this disease./Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers [...]]]> Stolen Heart by Arthur Rimbaud

My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw:/A target for bowls of soup,/My heart drools on deck:/Soldiers jeer and guffaw./My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw!

Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers have soiled me!/Painted on the tiller/Ithyphallic and soldierly./Abracadabric seas,/Cleanse my heart of this disease./Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers have soiled me!

When they’ve shot their wads,/How will my stolen heart react?/Bacchic fits and bacchic starts/When they’ve shot their wads:/I’ll retch to see my heart/Trampled by these clods./What will my stolen heart do/When they’ve shot their wads?

Even Rimbaud knew the jealousy many of you feel for well endowed men with “ithyphallic, soldierly” cocks!  If I’d been in France in the 1800′s, I’d answer the question, “What will my stolen heart do?” by saying:  “Your stolen heart will be damn glad that there’s SOMEBODY in the world who can satisfy a woman!” 

Rimbaud might have made an excellent cuckold husband (once he got past puberty, of course!).  He could entertain me with his wit, his romantic poetry, and then I could get my kicks with some of his soldierly friends!  I could accompany him to Africa, where he spent the later part of his life, and take on some big black studs, while he kept me in style trading rare goods.

Reading many of his poems, it’s clear he had a great sense of humor as well.  Which is why I know he would appreciate being on the receiving end of some small penis humiliation!  I could hurl insults at him while getting pounded by my African stud, and he could write witty poems about the pain he feels when my big black stud ‘shoots his wad” inside of me…

And, being an admirer of all things sexual and all things beautiful, I know I would have not a problem in the world making Rimbaud be forced to suck dick.  In fact, he’d probably thank me for it, like the good cuckold slave he’d become.

But alas, Rimbaud isn’t an option to me.  Luckily, I can have erotic phone sessions with all of you, my pets!  Now who wants to be my personal Rimbaud, worshipping me, showering me with compliments, taking the abuse I dish out and sucking the cock I tell you to suck?  Could it be you?…

Cruel to be kind,

Empress Whitney

TO BE MY CUCKOLD-SLAVE CALL 800.356.6169

For those of you who don’t know, Cock Mockery is the weekly chat I host with Ms. Lauren in the special events room of www.communitykink.com.  It’s a blast, a hoot and a laugh riot, if I do [...]]]> Hello my lovelies!  After my month long hiatus from Cock Mockery, last night, I returned.  It was sheer bliss:)

For those of you who don’t know, Cock Mockery is the weekly chat I host with Ms. Lauren in the special events room of www.communitykink.com.  It’s a blast, a hoot and a laugh riot, if I do say so myself.:)  We never limit ourselves to mocking any particular kind of cock.  We mock them all!  Too small, too big, too average, too soft, too ugly, dicks that get off too soon, dicks that get off too late–you name it, we mock it.

I do have to admit, however, that my favorite is small penis humiliation.  They’re just so silly looking!  Completely and utterly useless, those tiny peckers….

I tell you, I had no idea how much I missed my teeny-peeny freaks!  Of course, though, I love humiliating an inadequate man for the same reason I love cuckolding fantasies, feminization makeovers, guided masturbation, and everything else I do with you gentlemen:  Because it puts me in complete control of your cock.  When you’re shamefaced and hard, there’s nothing I can’t do with you.  There’s no end to the ways I can manipulate you and get you to do my bidding.  You’re exactly where I want you:  At my mercy.

I hope very much to see you there for next week’s Cock Mockery chat on Monday at 9pm in the Special Events room of www.communitykink.com.  Next week, it is especially crucial that you join me for the chat because  (drum roll please!) MONDAY AUGUST 3RD IS MY BIRTHDAY!  So get started thinking right now about all of the ways you’re going to spoil me!  Starting with handing over control of your cock!;)

Cruel to be kind,

Empress Whitney

FOR SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION CALL 800.356.6169

Toe Twerp?  That’s right.  Toe Twerp.  A nerdy little man with a nerdy little dick  that gets all hot and bothered looking at feet.  You couldn’t ask for a more pathetic specimen.  But he’s done [...]]]> I just had a SUPREMELY entertaining phone session.  My cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard.  Let’s just call this man Toe Twerp.

Toe Twerp?  That’s right.  Toe Twerp.  A nerdy little man with a nerdy little dick  that gets all hot and bothered looking at feet.  You couldn’t ask for a more pathetic specimen.  But he’s done the right thing and learned to use his puny little nub for good instead of evil.  Sometimes when you encounter a man with such a tiny little gherkin like that, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  Well, he made sure to make me laugh and laugh, and then laugh some more.  So much more that I also cried.  With laughter.

While I take eroticism seriously, it’s also important to see the flip side–the comedy of it all.  And that’s just what Toe Twerp does.  That silly little nerd could be crying himself to sleep over the harsh fate he’s been handed between his scrawny legs.  But instead he’s accepted who he is, and has embraced the hilarity of his own nerdiness.  Of his own ridiculousness.  Of his itsy, bitsy, teeny, tiny weeny.

He’s a good reminder that above all else, sex and sexuality should be fun!   Even when you’re being erotically dominated, there’s no reason to let all of the fun go out the window just because you’re held down by restraints.  Toe Twerp can have fun with it all because he’s accepted who he is.  And as I’ve said time and time again, so much of what I do is about making people recognize who they really are.  Whether you’re a natural born cuckold, cocksucker, or, like Toe Twerp, a tiny-peckered dork, you get more our of your erotic experience–not to mention life in general, when you come to terms with it.  Toe Twerp hasn’t just come to terms with it–he loves it.  And it made him an absolute joy to talk to.

So, who are you really? I’ll find out sooner or later.  But we’ll have oh so much more fun if you own it–the good, the bad, and the hilarious.

Cruel to be kind,

Empress Whitney

IF YOU’RE WILLING TO SHOW ME WHO YOU REALLY ARE CALL 800.356.6169