Exploring Eroticism With You

There once was a harsh strapon-femdomme,

with a big, rubber, black, belted fake shlong.

She said “Spread your cheeks,

my sissy slut freaks!

and you’ll swear that your mistress is King Kong!”

Haha:)  Just a little limerick to brighten your day:)  What I love more than anything about our phone sessions, my pets, is that they can range from silly [...]

Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story!

Hello, pets!  I’m starting a new project, and today is the launch.  Saturdays on my blog will now be devoted to “Choose Your Own Erotic Adventure Story!”

So, how does it work?  Well, you know that an intelligent phone mistress like me can create some exciting and titillating tales right off the top of my head.  [...]