The Mother of All Kink

Yesterday I had my first Cock Mockery chat with the hilarious and intelligent Empress Lauren. We had a blast!  I got to hear all kinds of painfully humiliating small penis stories that made me laugh my proverbial ass off.  Even if you can’t make a woman scream in ecstasy with your dick, at the very least, [...]

The Joys of a Small Penis

I just had a SUPREMELY entertaining phone session.  My cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard.  Let’s just call this man Toe Twerp.

Toe Twerp?  That’s right.  Toe Twerp.  A nerdy little man with a nerdy little dick  that gets all hot and bothered looking at feet.  You couldn’t ask for a more pathetic specimen.  But he’s done [...]