Hello, my pets! I hope you all enjoyed the holidays and are still enjoying yourself now that the new year has settled in. I’ve been having so much fun myself, I haven’t had the time to tell you what happened with my boyfriend’s Christmas present! Well, don’t worry pets. You aren’t the only ones who [...]
Well, it’s that time again! Doesn’t monday sneak up on us fast? And I don’t just mean the start of the work week. I mean Cock Mockery Monday!
Just how did you make it through the week without Ms. Lauren and I, belittling those pathetic cocks and putting you in your proper places? Well, don’t you [...]
Stolen Heart by Arthur Rimbaud
My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw:/A target for bowls of soup,/My heart drools on deck:/Soldiers jeer and guffaw./My sad heart drools on deck,/A heart splattered with chaw!
Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers have soiled me!/Painted on the tiller/Ithyphallic and soldierly./Abracadabric seas,/Cleanse my heart of this disease./Ithyphallic and soldierly,/Their jeers [...]
Hello my lovelies! After my month long hiatus from Cock Mockery, last night, I returned. It was sheer bliss:)
For those of you who don’t know, Cock Mockery is the weekly chat I host with Ms. Lauren in the special events room of www.communitykink.com. It’s a blast, a hoot and a laugh riot, if I do [...]