Equal Opportunity Cock Mockery

Well, it’s that time again!  Doesn’t monday sneak up on us fast?  And I don’t just mean the start of the work week.  I mean Cock Mockery Monday!

Just how did you make it through the week without Ms. Lauren and I, belittling those pathetic cocks and putting you in your proper places?  Well, don’t you [...]

My puppy slave

I just wanted to spend a few moments to show off one of my dearest slaves:  Rover.

Rover is my puppy–and he’s such a good puppy, too!  He fetches, he eats my leftovers, but unlike other puppies, he’s no lazy oaf just out to get his belly scratched.  He understands that I’m in charge.  He understands [...]